CoMeDY mUST bE rEAD

Wonderful coffeeCustomer to waiter:
Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.Doctor's promise"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus.""Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."Dentist's thinkingPatient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."In safe handsPatient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die.Doctor: Don't worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now it's the turn of the 90 percent survivors.

D_efinition Of F_riends

Friends is someone where we tell our problem and share the happy and sad moment. They also the person where we talk about all kind of up an down in our life. There are also friend which uses us for their important and just using us like a puppet.

"Think Before Choosing A fREINd"